My truth is better than anyone else’s fiction. I don’t need to make anything up.
The lengths I go for sexual satisfaction…
Sex with me isn’t merely “getting lucky.” It is more akin to a peak, existentially validating experience where my voodoo vagina transports you to the Land of Bliss.
Just because I have the balls to do what they merely fantasize about, doesn’t give people the right to deem me immoral and prevent me from getting what I want.
His pictures made me drool. He was muscle-bound with delicious tanned skin, chestnut hair, and the cutest dimple in the middle of his chiseled, masculine chin. I wanted to press it like a button and see what tricks he would do.
Part of my definition of pleasure is getting what I want when I want it. The only time I believe in delayed gratification is to heighten my orgasm during sex.
Keeping my eyes fixed on his, I glided gracefully toward him without any hesitation and grabbed his baby blue tie, just below the knot. With a provocative swish of my hips, I pulled him to attention while I straddled his lap. It was time he knew who wore the pants in this relationship.
His adoration for me quickly grew, and I could not fault him on his excellent taste.
If getting what you want could make someone unhappy, then I would have died from depression a long time ago.
Alpha males could be fun occasionally, but they were often too high maintenance for my taste and can be prone to violence, statistically. I am a princess and expected to be treated as one.
It was all about the slow build-up, the intimate tease, followed by intense release.
It was hotter than a hooker’s doorknob on payday, and I was going to make him sweat.
Overcome with the sexual munchies, we tangled our bodies into one orgasm-soaked pretzel, savoring each other’s flavor under the pulsing hot water. Life doesn’t get any better.
The Art of Manipulation 101: for a woman, you aim for the heart, and for a man, you aim for the groin.
If you can get a girl to squirt, you have hit the jackpot. The downside, if you want to call it that, is that she’ll want it all the time—and the more she gets, the more she has to have.
There was nothing I despised more about the neurotypical view of relationships than the idea of compromise. If no one wins, doesn’t that mean there are two losers instead?
Preparation for a hot BDSM session was not always easy.
Power is a zero-sum game. You either lose it or you gain it.
I’m sure I will go down in lore as a pioneer of sociopathic civil rights.
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“What you should know up front is that sociopaths are an entirely different breed of human. PET scans reveal our brains work differently—better, I would venture to say—as we do not suffer from many of the typical emotions that plague the rest of humanity, such as empathy, guilt, or remorse.” NashvilleKitty is keenly aware of her sociopathic powers and uses them to get anything—and anyone—she wants. The more men (and occasional women) she possesses, the more she craves, until she finds a soul as pure as they come among adulterers. As danger and violence threaten to turn her sweet cheater’s dream into a nightmare, this special someone shows her a way out. Can this sociopath change? Will this anti-hero get what is coming to her? Read this novel brimming with classy writing about topics few of us even discuss in private to find out.
“I studied sociopaths and psychopaths (officially called Anti-Social Personality Disorder) in medical school,” says Kelly of the psychology in the book. “But I didn’t truly understand it until someone I regarded as a trusted friend turned out to be a sociopathic sex addict. If I can be fooled, anyone can. Sociopaths prey on our emotions to manipulate us for their own gain, yet most of us are unaware of their existence.” Nicole Kelly, M.D. has put two years of research into writing a book that teaches as well as entertains. With as many as 1 in 25 people classified as being on the sociopathic spectrum, this is a book well worth reading, not only for entertainment but for recognizing the sociopaths in our world.
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About Nicole Kelly, M.D.
Nicole Kelly, M.D. is the nom de plume of an established Nashville physician who had firsthand experience dealing with the manipulations of a sociopath who stole a vast sum of money from her medical practice. NashvilleKitty, the anti-hero narrator of 69 Shades of Nashville: Sociopathic Sex Southern Style was inspired by a true sociopathic sex addict who knows no bounds in causing havoc in neurotypicals' lives. The names, details, locations, and all identifying information have been changed resulting in a fictional work--but this fiction was inspired by reality. Nicole Kelly, M.D. began this writing adventure as a form of therapy when legal proceedings costs exceeded expected returns as the real NashvilleKitty had already spent the hundreds of thousands of dollars she stole. Therapy turned into a mission to educate the public about the sociopath--but to do so in an entertaining format so people can learn and enjoy themselves at the same time. Drawings were added to appeal to the large portion of the population who are more visual and to give the neurotypical insight of sociopathy that the unreliable narrator, NashvilleKitty, is unable to give. This novel is like no other out there: well-written, suspenseful, erotic with humorous drawings (more R-rated than X) with a surprise ending. It is entertaining, exciting--in more ways than one--while educating the world about a type of person unlike the rest of us. The reader goes inside the mind of a sociopath. This is truly how she thinks. People like this are running our country, companies, and churches. In order to protect ourselves, first we must learn to recognize them.
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